Jimmy Carr: Who managed to set a new world record after spending 71 days crying in the B and Q?
Noel Fielding: *laughs hysterically*
Jimmy Carr: Richard and Noel, what have you put as your answer to this question?!
Noel Fielding: Your mum!
Richard Ayoade: Was it your mum? No, seriously, was it your mum?
Jimmy Carr: I feel like a supply teacher at a rough school!
Noel Fielding: Sir, it was so your mum!
Richard Ayoade: ...and look at your card. Does it say your mum? No, seriously though, is it your mum?
Noel Fielding: I saw your mum in B and Q. By the garden furniture!
Richard Ayoade: She was, like, balling her eyes out by the garden furniture.
Noel Fielding: No, sir, I did see your mum. I did see her. She was by the garden furniture.
Richard Ayoade: No, sir, I did see that. It's your mum. That was your mum.
Noel Fielding: She was getting the real cheap shit as well.
Richard Ayoade: That was your mum, yeah.
Jimmy Carr: They're really mean to me. They're bullying me. I don't like it!
Noel Fielding: That was your mum.
Richard Ayoade: It was your mum, though.
Noel Fielding: So, when's Mr. Rogers back? Because he's, like, a good teacher.
Jimmy Carr: Mr. Rogers isn't coming back. He's dead.
Richard Ayoade: Did your mum kill him? I heard your mum killed him during sex!